My Rating 10/10 – FUCK YEAH!!!
Woody and Buzz just took a dump on Inception, A GIANT DUMP!!!
Trilogies’ it’s rare when you come across one that has a second sequel that lives up to and in this case surpasses the original, Star Wars, Godfather, Back to the Future, The Matrix(Good God what the fuck happened with that one) – let’s face it no trilogy is perfect; but then Disney Pixar come along and fuck all over them rules, by creating nothing short of a masterpiece.
For me the summer of 2010 for cinema has so far been pretty shit, last year I had the likes of Star Trek, Drag me to Hell and Terminator, so far this year I’ve watched some crap I’d rather forget but then Toy Story 3 finally arrived to save the day, god bless you Pixar – you make this world a brighter place.
The story revolves around Woody, Buzz and the rest of the gang finding themselves not being played with any more as their owner Andy is all grown up ready to go to college. Misplaced in the wrong box that was meant to go in the attic – they end up in a Day-care centre with a bunch of other toys – run by an overfriendly teddy bear (obvious Bad guy spotted a mile off). Joining them is Ken, Barbie’s other half voiced by Michael Keaton who is pure genius in the role – probably his best work since Beetlejuice. It’s up to our favourite toys to plan a great escape from the sinister characters keeping them prisoner at the Day-care and I mean SINISTER – Monkey with evil eyes, a scary looking Baby Doll – I’d rather be thrown in a cell with T-Bag from Prison Break than that scary baby :(
The film is just pure laughs from start to finish – containing classic moments as Mr ‘Tortilla’ Potato Head, a Spanish Buzz Lightyear and Ken modelling his many outfits; but it’s not just the comedy that hooks you in – it’s the adventure and the honest emotion of the film that reaches out to everyone and the final couple of scenes are the most heart rending stuff I have ever seen, I’d have to admit that there might of been a tear shed – but I probably just had something in my eye :S
MAGNUMS VERDICT: This film is so fucking good – it’s even better than Barbie’s arse and believe me that was pretty damn sweet!
PEACE.
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ReplyDeleteSorry I haven't watched... Inspection??? Is it a voyeur porn film?
ReplyDeleteDamn I need to sleep more, I mean Inception not Inspection.
ReplyDeleteHang on a minute... you put Inspection (ed. Inception) on your shit list and then say Drag me to Hell and Terminator 4 were hits of last year? Really mate there’s something very wrong going on here. I cannot believe Howard is starting to have better taste than you mate, it’s a sign of the end times.
ReplyDeleteAs for Inspection being a porn flick if any man would know it’s you buddy. Maybe it’s part of your vast hentai collection? and thats why porn was the first thing that came to mind.
ReplyDeleteDo you mean Insertion?
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